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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
these are the best jokes ever
alicemurmurs asked: Wow. I thought this group was full of smart people...but looks like its ran by a bunch of angry assholes who are no better then the racist whites that they hate!
you spent your precious time to tell us that like we supposed to give two shits?
All ya’ll are so damn angry! take a deep fucking breath and cool down! I recommend yoga and therapy ASAP! its not healthy to be obsessively angry.
Lmfao how are we angry? I’m over here laughing at you 😂😂😂 Keep it coming, laughing increases your lifespan and I’m looking forward to making 100 years and looking 30.
LMAO Holly, u know that’s how we do. Laughing at these folks keep us young, how we s’posed to stay mad when we look so damn good?
Beats me, blud!
they wish we was mad
You two are beautiful people :) keep being awesome