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versacepromises:

imagine being a heterosexual

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nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

dearsadie:

team-joebama:

Bill Clinton in nominating Barack Obama

Bill Clinton flirting with Michelle Obama

and also Barack Obama

damnit Bill we can’t take you anywhere

Bill Clinton: Real Life Captain Jack Harkness

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olliekirkland:

you are the dancing queen

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New favourite joke:

juliuscaesarofficial:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

these are the best jokes ever

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vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

bamfbilbo This is you and Jill 5ever

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Golden Goddess Editorial for Idol Magazine

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alicemurmurs asked: Wow. I thought this group was full of smart people...but looks like its ran by a bunch of angry assholes who are no better then the racist whites that they hate!

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

alicemurmurs:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

you spent your precious time to tell us that like we supposed to give two shits?

-Elijah

All ya’ll are so damn angry! take a deep fucking breath and cool down! I recommend yoga and therapy ASAP! its not healthy to be obsessively angry. 

Lmfao how are we angry? I’m over here laughing at you 😂😂😂 Keep it coming, laughing increases your lifespan and I’m looking forward to making 100 years and looking 30.

-Holly

LMAO Holly, u know that’s how we do. Laughing at these folks keep us young, how we s’posed to stay mad when we look so damn good?

-Elijah

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Beats me, blud!

-Holly

they wish we was mad

You two are beautiful people :) keep being awesome

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absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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mischievouswonders:

Oh my god

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onemoreblogaboutroyals:

One year - one picture

Happy 88th birthday to Her Majesty The Queen

Same age as my grandma :D

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cookieculler:

chicken caesar salad pizza (by luluthebaker)

cookieculler:

chicken caesar salad pizza (by luluthebaker)

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